TUTTLE · NEWCASTLE · BLANCHARD
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Newcastle Man Welds Fishing Boat to Trailer to Prevent Theft; Attempts to Launch Both, Closes Ramp
Security system works perfectly until owner needs boat to leave trailer.
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